Saturday, November 12, 2005

name the film

Fran: I never catch colds.
C.C.: Really. I was reading some figures from the Sickness and Accident Claims Division. You know that the average New Yorker between the ages of twenty and fifty has two and a half colds a year.
Fran: That makes me feel just terrible.
C.C.: Why?
Fran: Well, to make the figures come out even, if I have no colds a year, some poor slob must have five colds a year.
C.C.: [sheepishly] Yeah... it's me.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

something from Woody Allen?

11/15/2005 10:27 AM  
Blogger Goldie said...

Nope. Guess again.

Although, I had the weirdest dream last night involving flying, with Woody Allen as the pilot, and his making a number of emergency landings and then taking off again...

11/15/2005 2:12 PM  

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